Archive for February, 2009

Drunken Oscars Review

So, I just watched the Oscars. I never watch the whole thing. Ever. This time I watched most of it. At least, I watched until I got too drunk to pay attention. Unfortunately the best ones are at the end, so I kind of missed those. I’m vaguely aware of what/who won, though.

I’m kind of pissed that Doubt didn’t win Best Picture. It was god damned amazing. It made me like Meryl Streep, and I can’t stand that wench, with her freaking bar of soap face! I think that’s Oscar worthy, don’t you?

Also, maybe I was just drunk, but it seemed like Will Smith gave out thirteen awards. Is that correct? Why does everyone love him so much? He makes me angry with is stupid comments on marriage counseling being a cheat, and his belief that his son is psychic. Why does marrying a lesbian make you so genius at life?? SHUT UP! Go back to fresh princing with Jazzy Jeff and keep your blow hard opinions to yourself!

Aside from that, I think it was a pretty good Oscars year. Hugh Jackman did a pretty good job, I thought, although I’m not sure what the point of even having a host is anymore. It seemed like he was barely there. His musical number with Beyonce was the most I think I saw of him. His accent is hot.

I didn’t see Benji Button, or Slumdog, so I’ll have to give those the benefit of the doubt. Probably.

P.S. I love Kate Winslet!

P.P.S. Lol @ Mickey Rourke